Goldie: OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU... THE "I AM..." CONTEST
Springtrap: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THIS LEAKED PHOTO OF HOT MIKE SENPAI
Mike: HEY
Goldie: INTRODUCING THE CONTESTANTS
BONNIE
he summons
BATMAN
FREDDY
he summons
GROOT
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
......................
Batman: I am batman
Groot: I am Groot
*over 9000 weeks later*
Goldie: OKAY OKAY STOP YOU BOTH WIN JUST PLS.
Springtrap: THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MORE LEAKED PHOTOS OF HOT MIKE
Mike: WHY YOU...
*mike steals chica's nukes and canon and uses it on Springtrap*
Commercial
Wild west man: howdeh partner I bet chu can't start a day without a nice refreshing glass of barbecue sauce!
Wild west man: *shoves barbecue sauce down someone's throat*
Someone: AAAH
Now, it's just 15 pesos!!!
Commercial end
Goldie: THE NEW CONTEST IS PVP
CONTESTANTS:
FOXY
PHYSICAL ATTK IS KAY
MAGIC ATTK IS KAY
CAN THROW SPELLS AND CAN FLY, TELEPORT, AND CAN STUN
CHICA
PHYSICAL ATTK IS KAY
MAGIC ATTK IS KAY
HAS PHD ON ROBOTICS AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT WEAPONS AND NUKES
Foxy: *spams spells
Chica: *summons robots everywhere*
1 sec later...
*arena is filled with robots*
Foxy: ...
Chica: :3
Foxy: chica baby I love y-
Chica: *gives signals to robots and deploys nukes*
Jeremy: DEPLOY THE FLARES!!!
Chica: deploying flares.
Chica: *infinite flares bomb foxy*
Foxy: YO CHICA *throws spell*
Chica: *dodges le spell and summons missiles at foxy
Foxy: *somehow dodges and stuns chica*
Foxy: *teleports to chica* chica bae, pls. Wub me again-
Chica: *fires lazers from canon*
Foxy: *gets hit and falls into the ocean of robots*
Goldie: FATALITY
Chica: stuff ain't personal.
Ya dig?
Springtrap: Chica winning was brought to you by: ... more leaked photos of hot-
Mike: *slaps the heck out of Springtrap*
Moral lesson:
Hot pictures of mike shouldn't be stolen..... even doe how much you're curious...
