Phone guy: uh... HI!!
Phone guy: um, as you can see, the animatronics aren't here. not even Goldie. Or Carl.
Phone guy: They're all out.
Phone guy: Freddy's outside in a Starbucks shoving a dumpling into another dumpling into another dumpling and another dumpling and another dumpling and then he's eating that dumpling and now he's become the dumpling... How do I know? Well, the magic of Skype.
Phone guy: Bonnie and Goldie are out buying the creepypasta and the syrup for their needs.
Phone guy: Foxy's out at some cafe, drinking coffee and starting a tumblr.
Phone guy: ...Chica is... visiting her friend. she was all happy and listening to that really really happy morning music. when she got there though, she started panicking and she left the call.
Phone guy: so... if you look up at the stage, dear reader...
You: *turns camera to stage to find mike standing there in the place of the animatronics*
Phone guy: It's mike up there.
Phone guy: this is a completely new game. I found a way to give you unlimited power.
Mike: *smiles at the camera and slowly pulls up a book full of bad puns*
Phone guy: he's like the animatronics but...
Much...
MORE...
DEADLY.
Phone guy: survive until one of them comes back...
Phone guy: Good luck.
You: *uses door light at the left door*
Mike: *looks through door* HEY READER WATCHA DOIN OVER THERE
You: *closes left door*
Mike: COME ON!! DON'T BE SUCH A *DOORK*
You: //cri
Meanwhile, at some ritual, a girl in some weird chicken costume stands before an entity.
What is the name of this girl? You wonder.
F A R M S T I N K| _ _ _ _ _
Chica: HEY. My name is CHICA. stop naming people such weird things!
???: *cries*
Chica: may the memelords bless you, and hussie have mercy on thy soul...
???: I will save your friend.
???: In one condition.
Chica: what... what is it?
???: I will have the permission... to make YanderexKuudere a thing.
Chica: ..... *stares at the crying girl and her friend.*
Chica: so it shall be. for my friend and his love.
???: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VERY WELL! *starts a chapter*
???: ayyyyy~ i'm alive...?
Chica: *hugs* we're all doomed.
Minutes in the future...
Freddy: *Successfully becomes the dumpling*
