Freddy: *lays on the floor bored*
Bonnie and Foxy: *playing some sburb and most probably plotting on destroying the pizzeria using said method if they plan on not doing it correctly*
Goldie: WHERE IS THE CHICKIN
Foxy: Oh yeah. Before she went out for a mission, she told us that she had to expand her mind for her troubles.
Goldie: Like...??????
Foxy: *gets flashbacks of all those fanfictions*
Foxy: Well, like those. And that. And that one time when I did that but then bonnie did this and you did that other thing.
Goldie: tHAT NEVER HAPPENED THAT WAS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BECAUSE IN THIS WORLD IT'S NOT KILL OR BE KILLED BUT IN A WAY, IT TECHNICALLY IS.
* a golden flower in the corner grows fabulous legs, stands up, and walks away.
Freddy: It's random or be random
Meanwhile at KFC...
Chicken little: *fires rockets* ALRIGHT!! PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!! NOW!!! NOWW!!!!!
Chica: *sits on the ground, wounded*:little... its no use ;-;
Chicken little: WHAT IS IT
Chica: don't you see, brother?
...it's get baked in at least 12 secret seasonings and gravy or not get baked in at least 12 secret seasonings and gravy out there.
Scootaloo: MY BRETHREN!!!!! WE MUST EVADE!!! NOW!!!!!!
Scootaloo: THE 12 FINGER LICKIN GOOD NUCLEAR BOMBS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED AT OUR EXACT COORDINATES!! WE'LL BE FRIED
Pearl: EVADE!!!! EVAAAAADE!!!!
*everyone evades from the site*
Chica: *flops*
Pearl: CHICA WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE YET
Chica: go on without me... I'm weak... I cannot live on.
Chicken little: CHICA NOOOOOO
Chica: just tell my friends...
Chica: tell my brethren!
Scootaloo: NOOOOOO
Chica: *pulls out a picture of her and her friends* t-that... I... l-love... them...
Chica: blarg. //ded
Pearl: they will pay...
Scootaloo: cook, this is your last day.
Chicken little: you'll never catch us
Scootaloo: you'll never catch us
Pearl: you'll never catch us~~~~
Chica: you'll never.
Pearl: cause we are birds
Scootaloo: and we're walking away
Chicken little: we are walking away
Chica: cause we are birds
Chicken little: you'll never catch us
Scootaloo: you'll never catch us
* a girl eating 50 waffles walks by*
Pearl: we're walking away
All: you cannot
catch
a bird.
