You: *you hear distant screaming
You don't know from which voice, but suddenly...
Chica: I AM AQUARIUS. THE ELEMENT OF TUBIGS (water in English)
Bonnie: tubig dagat? (Sea water?)
Freddy: tubig ilog? (River water?)
Chica: no
Foxy: Oh man oh golly here it comes
Chica: MINERAL
You: what the heck are they arguing about
*an ocean of mineral water floods the city like a tsunami*
Berlin: I AM A RANDOM WIZARD
Berlin: THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE RAIN FROM THAT OF SOMEONE WHO IS AQUARIUS
IS TO MAKE A MOVE LIKE A VESSEL OF SHIMMY
ALL SWEET AND TENDER LIKE A TINY BABY KITTY
You: WHAT?!
Berlin: you have to do a body roll.
Do the body roll?
sure. ♥ nooooooo
*you do the body roll*
...
But nobody came
Except Berlin
Berlin: lol get rekt of course that did nothing I just wanted to see you do the body roll
Berlin: SO LONG, SU-
*chica drowns Berlin into a sea of boiling mineral water because no one and NO ONE will ever hurt her little cinnamon bun senpai that is you and cannot and WILL NEVER EVER call you a sucker.*
*she emerges from the water and gives you a hug.... a loli hug. For her senpai you.*
*like 1 week later of hugging in the sea of mineral water later*
*the sea dries*
You: Freddy, are you guys okay?
Foxy: We all are
Bonnie: They were talking to FREDDY.
Foxy: ... *a single tear comes out from one eye*
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE
I MADE MY MISTAKE
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
