This is how I picture shipping with foxy would be like
Foxy: HEY IM FOXY
Foxy: YOU WANNA GET BUFF LIKE MEEEE?! WELL I MAY NEED A CONTESTANT
Freddy: *pushes chica close to foxy*
Chica: sorry bro, I ain't into getting shipped-
Foxy: WOOOOOOW GOOD EVENING MY DEAR CONTESTANT, CHICA
Chica: sup...?
Foxy: AS YOU CAN SEE, MY AUDIENCE, THIS SMOL CHILD RIGHT HERE IS A CINNAMON ROLL
Mangle: this is why chica doesn't ship anymore
Chica: wut
Foxy: BUT WERE GONSA TURN THIS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL INTO THE BUFFEST POTATO
Chica: can I have the option to escape?
Foxy: NO MY SOON TO BE POPATO
Mangle: She's just a child-
Foxy: THE ONLY WAY WE CAN TURN CINNAMON ROLL CHICA INTO A BUFF POPTSTOTOTA IS IF WE SAY THE MAGIC WORDS
Mangle: Don't say it!
Chica: mangle do something
Mangle: I have the perimeters on him, Chica. I called the cops and reported child abuse
BUT THEYRE STILL AT STARBUCKS
AND ALSO HOW CAN I, A MANGLED MESS HELP A CHICKEN IN THIS FORM
Foxy: *chants buffness spells*
Foxy: OKAY NOW WHEN WE TURN THIS CINNAMON ROLL INTO THE PAPOPATPOPOPATPOPAPOTO ONCE WE HEAT THE OVEN THEN, BAKE DA POOPATATOPAPOPTATTOOTOPOPOTOTATO
Chica: UM
*you know that there's only one solution.
*its either potato or....
*yep, no potato,
*time to nuke everything
*a giant nuclear bomb the size of the sun explodes on the pizzeria*
*the world literally explodes*
Well, another carbon copy of this timeline destroyed, now.
THE TSUNDERE TIMELINE
Time to notice the senpais who notice me!!!
