Toy Freddy: he's been asleep for a frickin week
Toy chica: well so was I but then you woke me up
Toy Bonnie: *wakes up* follow your dreams chica *sleeps*
Toy chica: okay *sleeps*
Toy Freddy: CHICA
Toy chica: Okay fine whaddaya want me to do
Toy Freddy: TO USE DESPERATE MEASURES
Toy chica: oh no
Toy chica looked at me with them blue eyes of kawaiiness
her blue eyes seemed to say "don't do it"
But then...
Mangle: CHICA TAKE THOSE CONTACT LENSES OFF
Toy chica: mmkay *takes off contact lenses, pupils are just the same color, only lighter*
"Chica, babe, I have to-"
...
Toy chica: wow. REALLY?!
Toy Freddy: What
Toy chica: after two frickin years, you're STILL acting like that to me?
Toy chica: NOBODY "BABE"S ME
except if it's this can of whipped cream
Toy Freddy: well how are we gonna wake up bonnie
Toy chica: DESPERATE MEASURES
Toy chica: WITHERED BON BON COME FORTH
Withered Bonnie: Hi
Toy chica: do you remember that one time when he killed your face?
Withered bonnie: waitaminit I know where ur going
Withered bonnie: toy me, if you don't wake up
I will tickle you
DU DU DUUUUUUN
Toy bonnie: *wakes up* FITE ME
Withered bonnie: BITE ME
Toy Bonnie: *bites off arm*
Withered bonnie: did I just say "bite"
Toy bonnie: *bites off ear part*
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News reporter: BREAKING NEWS
News reporter: I THINK I JUST NYEH HEH HEH'ed MYSELF BEACAUSE...
LOCAL CAN OF WHIPPED CREAM PROPOSED TO A DEAD CHILD
News reporter: THE DEAD CHILD SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR LIKE A REALLY LONG TIME
News reporter: BUT WE DONT CARE. A DEAD CHILD EXISTS SOMEWHERE.
News reporter: WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS...
THAT SOMEONE CALL 911
I CAN'T STOP NYEH HEH HEH'ing MYSELF
NYEH
HEH
HEH
HEH
Withered bonnie: Why...
Is...
The news reporter an oven with a wheel
Hmmm
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Hmm.......
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Hmmm
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
OH MY GOD
Withered bonnie: LEG SO HOT
HOT HOT LEG
LEG SO HOT
I HEAT MY CREEPYPASTA
SMEXY LEGS HAVE EMERGED FROM THE OVEN
I NEED A DOCTOR
I THINK I JUST NYEH HEH HEH'ed MYSELF.
The world is experiencing technical difficulties.
The oven transformed into lady gaga
("Gaga" is a swear word in our country. sorry people from my country)
