Freddy: OH MY GOD CHICA I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMAAARE
*Princess Luna sinks back into the darkness.*
Chica: mmmmyus
Freddy: SHREK REPLACED MIKE FOR A NIGHT AND KILLED US ALL!!!
Bonnie: OH MY.
Bonnie: *eats the scaredgetti spaghetti*
Chica: aw poor fredfreds
Chica: you know, in case that ever happens, we can always buy...
Chica: ...some inshrekticide.
Mike: chICA I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL
*the curtains in pirate cove opened.*
Bonnie: Fox man's awake.
Freddy: ...Foxy?
*shrek comes out from pirate cove*
Freddy: CHICA CHICA CHICA GET THE INSHREKTICIDE NOW
Chica: *gets a bottle of it*
*it smells like onions.
Mike: *closes both doors*
Bonnie: *takes out his creepypasta canon. full of... really creepy pasta. Spooky. and shoots the pasta at shrek*
*a sexy rectangle appears in the room*
Freddy: SPRAY IT NOW NAO NAAAAO
Chica: *sprays it into shrek's eyes*
Shrek roared in the face of the scared animatronics. He turned to the reader and ran towards you.
Bonnie: READER RUN.
Chica: GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
*the reader teleports away.*
Goldie: YOLOOOOO *runs toward shrek with a knife*
Freddy: GOLDIE NOOO
Bonnie: BE CAREFUL
Goldie: *stabs shrek in the neck*
The golden yellow bear stabbed the ogre until it disappeared.
his friends ran up to him, hugging each other. They were safe and they knew it.
Shrek is love...
Shrek is life...
(aaaaaaand there goes my hope of growing up into a non-traumatized, unbothered by a YouTube video adult.
theeeeeere it goooooes.
*sigh*
where did my life go?
I can't deal rn..............)
