(Freddy fazniverse
A parody and NOT making fun or the original)
Freddy: If you're evil and you're on the run, you can count on the four of us to take you down
Freddy: Cuz were like, super good and evil never eats us (yes eat) we'll win the pizza and go out for pizzers
Freddy: we
Are the
Pringle
Gems
Freddy: We always save da day
Foxy: *claps*
Bonnie: *does a synchronized dance to the song*
Chica: *snaps fingas or wings whatever*
Freddy: and if you think we cannot
Then haters gonna hate
That's why the people
Of this
Universe
Believe in
Foxy
Chica
And Bonnie
AND FROODSIES
*the gang hugs*
Bonnie: if you could only know
What we really are
When we absorbed the souls
From that beyond our star
We are amazed to learn
The sexy and the fab
*folds clothes*
Bonnie: but then we lost interest
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect your earth
And we will protect you
*the gang runs in memories of all randomness*
*Freddy slows down cause he trips*
*more running*
*still running*
*what seems to be eternal running*
*lots of running*
*OH DAMN SON*
*FREDDYS CATCHING UP*
*Freddy jumps*
*...and barrel rolls into the gang, freeing them from the eternal running*
*but scraping their faces in the sand*
Foxy: I WILL FIGHT FOR THAT ONE PLACE WHERE IVE BEEN TO LIVE TOGETHER AND EXIST AS ME. *child souls appears briefly*
(She says "exist as "we"" in the original.....)
Bonnie: I WILL FIGHT FOR THE NAME OF FREDBEAR AND EVERYTHING THAT HE BELIEVED IN *child soul also appears briefly*
Chica: I will fight for the world I was made in and the universe was everything I've ever known *child soul yet again appears briefly*
Freddy: I will fight for the everything and everybody wants me to be when I'm ....uh, in the future? *once again the child soul appears briefly*
*the gang is staring at shadows of what evil is to come*
Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, Chica, Goldie: There are others against us and it won't be easy but we're not gonna do it alone.
Foxy: We
Bonnie and Chica: are the Pringle
Freddy: Gems
Animatronics:*anime-ish effect where you feel like everyone is in some straight line and you're being greeted by them as you fly past them at a specific velocity* we'll always sab da dai
*people spam touching Freddy's head*
Freddy: and if you think we can't
Everyone, the reader, OCs, Titans, shiki, pandas, sheep, goats, MIB, etc: they'll always find a way
That's why the people of this universe
Springtrap: Believe in
Foxy: Foxy *sits down beside Freddy*
Chica: Chica *slides beside Freddy*
Bonnie: and Bonnie *sits beside Freddy*
Freddy: AND FROODSIES!!!
*the reader sits beside the gang*
