The Freddy fazgang be going to le human's mall
Freddy: WOOOW ITS MY FIRST TIME IN THE MALL
Bonnie: yeah, me too lol
Foxy: I never go out
Chica: yep
Goldie: AWW HOOMAN SUCH A CUTE!!!!
HELLO HUMANS
*all the humans that walk past us shriek and run away*
Goldie: ...
Mike: OKAY ITSA TIME FOR MOI TO TEACH YOU
DU DU DU DUUUUN
How to fit in with humans
By Mike Schmidt
Mike: STEP ONE
BUY CLOTHES
Freddy: *wears four hats ((not stacked)) *
Mike: STEP TWO
GET A GIRLFRIEND / BOYFRIEND
Bonnie: *starts a flame war over chica since he ain't into that yaoi shizz chica accidentally clicked on lol*
Mike: STEP THREE
USE THE BATHROOM EVEN IF IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY FOR ANIMATRONICS
Mike: COME ON FOXY
JUST DO IT
JUST DO IT
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
JUST DO IT
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
SO JUST DO IT
DO IT
JUST
DO
IT
*foxy burst into flames
Mike: °^°" ehh
Freddy: you over encouraged him, dude.
Mike: AAAANYWAYYY
STEP FOUR
EAT SOME STUFFFSSS
Chica: *buys 200 000 000 candy*
Mike: wait, chica? Why'd you buy 200 000 000? You're only one person, how come you have 200 000 000?
Chica: oh, uh... the 100 000 000 is for me and the other 100 000 000 is for...
... my sadness, my depression, my loneliness, to live a life bound within pain to have a cloud of hurt follow behind me, to have been hurt by the people I tried to care about, But the torment I have to go through, even during the times when I tried to smile, I was already bleeding and coughing up blood. And there, no one realized that I was even going through this despair, this feel of nothingness, to be hollow, and this despair, to feel eaten alive by my misery and only this nuisance in life? I'm sorry, mike! I'm SORRY! I'M SORRY MIKE!!! MIIIIIIKE!!!
Mike: *mike.exe has crashed*
Chica: now if you excuse me, mike, I'm gonna lay down on the floor, like, forever maybe...
*lays on the floor*
Mike: AND NOW THE FOURTH STEP
BE GENTLE
Goldie: *buys syrup*
Billy Bob balloon boy: HEY GOLDIE
you have startled the Goldie
Goldie: *flings BB into the sun, a tiny portion of the sun explodes*
*all the people who saw start screaming*
