Freddy: yo YO
Bonnie: *plays with yo yo* hai
Chica: ssssssup my bear besh
Freddy: ...I may or may not have found a secret TARDIS in Goldie's room
Foxy: define Goldie's room. We're in the pizzeria.
Freddy: why, where do you think we slept when we were alive, Foxy? HUH FOXYYY
Bonnie: what about a TARDIS being in his room...? That should be normal u kno...
Freddy: I may or may not have altered time and space
Chica: OH MY CAWTHON. WHAT DID YOU DOOOO
Freddy: I went back when we were alive, and at that one time Vinny killed us.
And I just kicked him in his leg
Then shoved a bagel in the leg.
Called it a bandage
A delish one
Then I went to wherever chica got her weapons and used it on him
Foxy: YOU NUKED HIM
Freddy: MAAYYYYYBEEEEEEE
Chica: OH DEARY LORDY SCOTTY THE CAWTHON IS HE STILL ALIVE
Freddy: I might have delayed our deathssssssssssss
Purple guy: OH ITS YOUUUUUU
THIS BAGEL
HAS MELTED
INTO
MY
SKIIIIIIIN
Chica: BUTTERFLY EFFECT FTW
CHANGE ONE THING IN THE PAST AND IT DOES A THING IN THE FUTURE
Bonnie: have you tried taking the bagel off
Purple guy: NO
BUT NOOOOOW
I
AM
BAGEL MAN
*flies around the city of randomness while throwing bagels at all the pedestrians, causing a fire on all the buildings and starts shooting blazers from his eyes shaped like bagels
Mike: *comes to pizzeria with bagel clothes*
Freddy: *bear screech*
*this is the bagel Apocalypse.
*It fills you with DETERMINATION.
Toast: he left meeeee
Bonnie: NOOO THE SECOND BEST SHIP IT HAS CRASHED!!! TITANIC TITANIC!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
