Freddy: I costplay as a titan
Bonnie: CREEPYPASTA
Foxy: A PIRATE
Goldie: A BUDDER!! HOW BOUT YOU, WRITER CHICKEN THING?!
Freddy: GUESSING GAME
Foxy: YEAH
Chica: Okay... I'll be costplaying as someone who's literally a smiley trashbag and will smile almost everywhere. Their fanart is terrifyingly dreadful, they've got those spooky black eyes and white pupils eye thing, but sometimes or maybe most of the time for some people, it's blue, they have white clothing, they got the power to know time and space shizz, they can teleport, and HERE IS THE DEAD GIVEAWAY
THE CHARACTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEAD PERSON BUT THEY DUNNO THAT. ALSO NOBODY EVER BRINGS THAT UP ABOUT THEM IN THE GAME
I didnt say the name OR the game.
Chica: THE ANSWER IS TOY CHICA
THE TIME AND SPACE THING WAS HER WRITING THIS BOOK
Bonnie: OOOOoooooOooOohHHH!!!
Chica: I'm not complete undertale trash yet
Chica: YET.
Mangle: THEN I WILL DRAG YOU INTO THE TRASH
Chica: MAKE MEEEEE
Mangle: IM MAKING YOU
Foxy: YOU ARENT EVEN TRYING
Mangle: SHUT UP FOXY
Chica: I WILL JAB A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER IN MY FACE
Mangle: TO THE KITCHEEEN
Chica and Mangle: *gets in a car and drives to the kitchen*
Mangle: *sings rock songs with chica*
Freddy: ...
Bonnie: I swear if Tony Crynight ended that dramatic fnaf series like that, I'd be so happy.
*distant car crash sounds*
*car parts are flying everywhere*
*distant explosion*
Goldie: HOW DO THEY EVEN DO THAT?! THEY ONLY RAN OVER TABLES AND CHAIRS!!!
Mike: EVERYTHING NORMAL CAN HAPPEN, GOLDEN FROODY.
Freddy: Also, I find it a bit weird that no one calls him Golden Freddy, just Goldie.......
Goldie: WE'RE MALACHITE NOW
Bonnie: ILL BE PAINTING A PICTURE OF A CLOWN
Freddy: WOAH THERE FRIEND YOU MAY NEED TO SLOW DOWN
Foxy: I LIKE TRAINS
*blue pizza slices phase through the wall from the kitchen and hit foxy*
Mangle: WHO NEEDS ARMS WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
Mike: OH NO HERE COME THE WRATH OF THE FANDOMS
*the giant white dog steps on the pizzeria, then, sleeps on the pizzeria*
