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Freddy: hey

Freddy: hey mike

Freddy: guess who's a titan

Mike: who

Freddy: squidward.

*giant squidward roams around destroying everything*

Squidward: *squidward laugh*

Squidward: *shoots lazer from eyes*

Mike: O.O

Mike: where are Foxy, Bonnie, Chica and Goldie at?

Freddy: they're trying to stab squidward in the neck.

Goldie: STAB HIM BECAUSE I SAY SO

Foxy, Bonnie, Chica: WERE GUNNA STAB HIM CUZ HE SAYS SO

Foxy, Bonnie, Chica: *Charges at Squidward*

Foxy: *trips* OW

Bonnie: *dust gets caught on eyes* MY EYES

Chica: HIYAAAAAAAAAAA *charges*

Chica: nah nvm I'm going to Starbucks letsa go guys *throws knife on le ground*

Goldie and le others: oh k sure bruh

Bonnie: BUMPER CARZ

Foxy: no bonnie I swear to the fourth wall pls no

Bonnie: BUT MOOOM

Foxy: nu

Mike: o.o where in the world is the MIB

MIB: what? Chica's treating us to Starbucks :3

Mike: WHERE DID SQUIDDY COME FROM ANYWAY

Squidward: from your heart. ♥

Mike: o.o

Squidward: I love you.

Mike: *throws ∞-storey building at squidward* I disapprove. My friend.

Mike: *360 noscopes squidward's neck with a naifu (its a knife okay bruh)*

Squidward: o.o *explodes

OH MY GOD ITS A TRIPLE

*MLG, Doritos, and mountain dew or mtn dew appear randomly*

*random screaming in the background*

*stressed Illuminati returns*

Stressed illuminati: GET REKT M9

M9?

Uhh yeah!

M9!!!!!

Yeah!

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