Phone guy: ...And oh yeah, just a quick reminder.
DONT. PLAY. THE BLACK. RECORDED. MESSAGES.
PLEASE.
Mike: Why?
Phone guy: IT WILL RUIN YOU.
Okay baaai
1 hour later
Mike: UGH IM SO BOREEED
Mike: Okay, then. I'll play them. I'm ready to be ruined. *plays it*
"if you're hearing this,
you're gay."
*it stops there.*
Mike: *pinkie gasp*
1 frame later
*a titan mike is outside fighting the giant white dog.*
Freddy: ...
Bonnie: ...
Chica: ... oh blimey, mate. this is one bloody mess we got ourselves into eh wot
Bonnie: It just makes me knackered off.
Freddy: Oh, bugger off, you two.
Goldie: This chapter was hella good
