Freddy: alright, alright, now... I think you guys are all set.
*le animatronics and mike line up by a random wall*
Freddy: okay. Chica. Now, the question...
Chica: what if the cutesy DLC is actually fake and phone senpai was just messing with us?
Du du dunnnn
Goldie: INITIATE PANIC MODE
*animatronics and mike run around in different directions, flipping off all the tables and chairs*
Freddy: *jams pizza box inside of a pizza*
Foxy: *carrying Goldie and running around*
Chica: *starts flapping wings and grabs bonnie with her feet and flies away* (like how an eagle would do it)
Bonnie: *gets carried away by chica while holding Vincent's toast*
Mike: *spawns enderdragons everywhere*
Goldie: SYRUP IVE ALWAYS LIKED YOU BUT I WAS TOO MUCH OF A COWARDTO TELL YOU
Syrup: GOLDIE LETSA KISS
Goldie: YAS
Syrup and Goldie: *le random kiss noises*
Animatronics and mike: *screams as Goldie goes on about his syrup paranoia and eventually burns the pizza*
Rip
Goldie's fragile
Syrup paranoia
Chica will now have to find a sacrifice to get the paranoia back. Please stand by.
