Chica has joined the bird kind
Bird kind headquarters
Population/Members:
2½
Freddy: Goldie how's life
Goldie: delish
Syrup: hi baby butter
Goldie: BABE *hugs syrup*
Foxy: .-. ... how's the syrupxgoldie fanfic?
Bonnie:
Goldiez POV
I stole the syrup in the kitchen, I drew a face on the bottle, and then I ran away from the kitchen
I then blacked out after a crazy rave party chica threw in the pizzeria
Drunk kids everywhere
...when I came to,
I did a little dance with the syrup.
The syrup shape shifted into its true form
I used my muscular biceps and bridal style carried it while running into the sunset
The end
Bonnie: my fan fiction is complete.
Freddy: ..... to my reading list that fanfic goes.
Foxy: speaking of reading lists, Chica doesn't know the concept of those and has been writing for 1½ years
Bonnie: INSTEAD OF QUESTIONING HER.... shouldn't you been asking where she is
Chica: bonnie booooooooo
This is the sound of ur bab
Bonnie: o.o bonnie boo?
Chica:
I heard you asssssskkkkk
I'm helping make more members join the bird kiiiiindddd
I'm here with this bird guyyyyyy
Bird: hello child
We are the 2 whole memberssss
The ½ is foxyyyyyyyyyyy
bonnie: FOXY
Foxy: yes
Bonnie: YOURE NOT A BIRD
Foxy: I'm a secret stalker.
Chica: *comes through door*
Hey I'm back I just wanted a--
Goldie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FREDDY BONNIE CHICA HALP
FOXY I DONT NEED YOUR HELP GET IN THE CLOSET
HALP
Syrup: BABE
Freddy: Goldie what in the name of uncreative colors
Goldie: IM PREGNUNT
Freddy: "T.T
Bonnie: CHICA COVER YOUR EARS SPG SPG I TELL YOU SPG AAAAAAAHH
Foxy: why not need my help
Chica: I swear I didn't write that.
Goldie: just kidding if I was, then, there would be a big...
PLOT'ATWISTTT
Chica: ..... as I was saying, I needed to get rid of this grenade someone who looked like marionette but puppet-er had given to me
Bonnie: CHICA THATS A SAW
Freddy: THROW THE GRENADE IN THE CLOSET
Chica: *throws grenade in the closet*
*Closet implodes from its insides*
*foxy comes out of the closet levitating*
Foxy: this is the story of mike
This is the story of Michael
the ugliest boy in town
He lived like a leek
The bathrooms faucet has a leak
Freddy please fix the faucet
Freddy please fix the faucet
Freddy please just fix the faucet
Foxy: see, everyone's got a special one
Cupcake: EVEN MICHAEL
Mike: >:0 why
