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Goldie: mom *pokes mari*

Goldie: mom

Goldie: mom

Goldie: mom

Goldie: mommy

Goldie: mommy

Goldie: mommy

Goldie: mommy

Goldie: mama

Goldie: mama

Goldie: mama

Goldie: mama

Marionette: ITZBEENSOLONGSINCETHELIVINGTOMBSTONEMADETHISSONG

Marionette: uhh yea goldie

Goldie: why is the cover of this book a picture of the tails doll

Marionette: *plays dramatic X-files music*

Goldie: *stares at chica*

*dramatic camera pan to chica devouring an entire pizza box*

Marionette: but wait did you see that

*dramatic X-files music gets louder*

*random triangle shape around the pizza box cover*

Goldie: but mari... Illuminati doesnt explain the tails doll

Marionette: oh.

Goldie: should i ask her

Marionette: FACE YOUR CHILDHOOD AND PUT ALCOHOL ON THAT BOO BOO

Goldie: umm sure bruh

Goldie: YO CHICKEN

Chica: o-o *hisses, becomes titan*

Real chica: yo sup

Titan chica: *plays attack on titan opening theme*

Real chica: O.o

Freddy: BONNIE GET READY FOR THE BUMPER CARS

Bonnie: WOOOOOOOOOO

Freddy: FOXY GET READY

Freddy: FOR

Foxy: freddy? Get ready for freddy? Why you...?

Freddy:FROODY

Freddy: CHICA GET THE MAPLE SYRUP CAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED IT

Titan chica: me

Freddy: no chica

Titan chica: i am chica

Freddy: no i meant chica

Titan chica: but im chica

Freddy: i meant that chica not you chica

Titan chica: exactly

Freddy: youre not chica

Titan chica: yes i am

Freddy: no youre not

Titan chica: see even chica calls me chica

Freddy: but youre not her

Titan chica: but she writes my name as chica

Freddy: i dont care i was asking for that chica to get the syrup

Titan chica: im chica

Freddy: i was asking the chica writing this chapter

Titan chica: okay...

Ttan chica: so do you still need me to get the syrup

Freddy: *facepalms for 20 days*

Freddy: you know what? Fine. *turns into titan*

Titan freddy: *devours titan chica*

Real freddy: now what

Real freddy: bonnie what are you doing

Bonnie: BUMPER CARZ

Real chica: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Chica and bonnie fuses le powers and shoves titan freddy into the closet of narnia*

Foxy: freddy

Freddy: yes

Foxy: what's froody

Freddy: that yogurt or ice cream thing with fruits.

Freddy: frooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody

Mike: *stares at imploding squidward titan that ate the pizzeria

Mike: chica needs sleep.

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