Mike: *stands rlly still*
Chica: *puts 29 head dogs on his head* okay I cant reach I'm ded
Goldie: das rlly gr8
Mike: *le thumbs up*
Freddy: I bet chu can't balance 29 moar books *flys up and stacks books on his head*
Mike: wait wat Freddy nu
Bonnie: WOA
Chica: UM?!
Bonnie: NUNUNU BRO ILL STACK 49 creepypastas up there this cannot be sorcery *flys up and stacks the creepypastas*
Jeff: AAH
Pinkamena: CUP FREAKIN CAKES
Ben drowned: you shouldn't have done this
Jane: WAIT WUT WHERE AM I
Slender: *screaming noises*
Foxy: NO. SORCERY. THIS. ISNT A THING. *flys up and stacks 1000 pirate ships on mikes head*
Bonnie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chica: UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
Goldie: NO. THAT TOWER HAS TO FALL.
*uses telekinesis to put the giant white dog on head, puts phone guy, puts buildings on head, puts smurf village on head, puts john cena on his head, a katamari on his head, abstract nouns, a mirror of this universe, and lastly, a cherry on top.
*everyone starts putting all the random things on mike*
Mike: ............. well............ I'm ded....
*the whole universe is on mike's head*
Mike: man this is why I kept this job.
The normalness.
Moral lesson:
Having a universe on your head is completely normal
Also
LA LA LA LA LA LA SINGING THE HEAD UNIVERSE SONG
LA LA LA LA LA LA SINGING A WONDERFUL MAJESTIC SONG
THE SMURF VILLAGE WILL BE MAKING CAMEOS FOR THEY ARE TELEPORTING FROM GARGAMEL.
GARGAMEL...
GARGA-
GAR-
GARAGEMAMEL
GARG-
GARGAMELON
GARGA-
Mike: *covers Chica's beak* pls. stop or else things will happen... normal things will happen.
Chica: yea sure...
