no one will ever know...
that foxy's addition to our menu
is not what it seems.
Freddy: WOW ITS BEEN THREE DAYS AND WE'VE MADE OVER 9000 DELIVERIES TO THE HUMANS!! SOON, WE COULD DELIVER THESE TO THE , OCs, PANDAS, ANIMALS, PENGUINS, READERS, AND ETCETERA!!!
Bonnie: We're actually doing something with our lives!
Chica: All thanks to you, Fox man!
Bonnie: Chica his name is Foxy. Remember? You guys used to be shipped, there were traumatizing events, this and that...
Chica: oh... hi, foxy! I'm chica! chica the chicken! you're a coyote, right?
Foxy: ...I'm a fox...
Bonnie: No no, chica. I think he's a wolf.
Freddy: He's an alpaca.
Chica: that's........ hilarious.
Foxy: buT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH.
Chica: now you're just somebody that I used to know.
Bonnie: SOMEBODEEEEH!!!! THAT YOU USED T'KNOW!!
Freddy: guys stop that we don't have enough paint to do that wall thing
Chica: ok
Goldie: *is doing the wall thing in the background but using syrup*
--Later that night--
Carl: Chica ugh what's that n0ise 0ut there
Chica: it's coming from the fox-man's domain...
Carl: is h9 m9king th9 f9x fl9kes?
Chica: I dunno. wanna check it out?
Carl: =>Whatever.
*they get down the stage and run to the fox-man's domain.
* Chica peeks through the curtains of the hideout of the rumored fox man.
* and she extends her arm to let Carl see what ever the fox is doing.
*In reality, it could be anything.
Destroying timelines,
Robbing banks,
Turning into hulk,
Leaving the lower part of his body to turn into a mananangal
Altering time and space to most likely screw us all over
Has a mind slave in his secret basement
Extracting determination from spaghetti,
Or is secretly a green haired girl named MIDORI GURINUUUUU
Foxy: *devours chips, drinks flavoring, salt, and magic and spits it out on a plate, puts sprinkles on it*
Foxy: THAT is how you make a foxy meal.
Carl: (AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!)
Chica: *le faints* //flop
Foxy: I think I heard a whisper scream.
Carl: (CRAP!!!! CHICA WAKE UP AAAAAAH)
Chica: (I can't anymore. I'm as dead as poor Chiquita at KFC.)
Foxy: *looks out curtain* Oh... it's just chica. Hello, there.
Carl: U SHUT THY TRAP, FOX MAN!! YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING EVERYONE THAT CRAP YOU GARGLE IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE LISTERENE
Foxy: So you know the truth...
Carl: EYY NO STAY AWAY FROM THE CHICKIN GURL SHE DID NO HARM TO YOU
FITE ME!!!!!!
Foxy: *proceeds to eat carl*
Chica: oh man, oh lordy... *sits up*
Chica: u-uh... ah.....
Chica: *sneezes so hard that she summons hands from the ground that just shreds everything nearby, her ice powers, energy sword, titans, gaster blasters, ebola powers, etc....*
Foxy: *is exterminated*
Carl: Thou has saved me!
Chica: *sniffle* wow that was sudden
Carl: BE MY GIRL
Chica: ok
* they run off to the sunset*
People with inspiration make ships like these.
CarlxChica.
Such creativity...
