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Bob: ...

Tony Chicago: Hey, Bob.

Bob: Hello

Tony Chicago: What are you in for

Bob: Photo shopping 90000 more abs on Justin bieber.

every par of his body I literally just abs rn

his songs are good now but the abs tho

Tony Chicago: I got arrested for chasing a child into a mountain til they fell in a hole but they landed on a patch of golden flowers so they should be fine BUT

I got arrested anyway

Vriska: I got arrested for 8ecoming a 8utterfly god without even touching a single flower.

pollination policy.

Temmie: hOI i gOT awwested 4 ilEGally goIN 2 cOOL LEg towice

John Egbert: I GOT ARRESTED FOR SURPRISING OUR MAILMAN

IT WAS WONDERFUL

Bob: Wow, this is a cell full of trash.

Bonnie: I'm in here because my character landed on the jail square during a game of monopoly.

Chica: I sold illegal drugs

Bob: whAT

Chica: they're called vocaloids.

Chica: there's miku, kaito, luka, gumi, kagamine len and rin... and a lot more that I may not know about...

Freddy: I did a similar thing... I sold UTAU... teto. TETO. KOKONA. HARUKA. SWIRLY HAIRED GIRL. PROBABLY 31 YEARS OLD. MIDORI. GURINUUUUUU

Foxy: YOU ARE BOTH INNOCENT. VOCALOIDS ARENT A DRUG.

Freddy: IT SURE IS TO US!!

Chica: man... those were good vocaloids. how am I gonna download everything back to my phone now...?

Goldie: MAY I TRY THY VOCALOIDS

Chica: *lends headset*

Bob: HOW IS THAT ILLEGAL DRUGS

Freddy: LOOK MAN WE CANT HIRE A LAWYER! WHAT ARE WE, RICH PEOPLE?

SCOTT STOPPED MAKING THE GAME. WHY?! BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE WEIRD PEOPLE WITH DIRTY MINDS

NOW WE DONT GET PAID THAT MUCH ANYMORE

Ice bear: ice bear is in here for free chips

Chica: *gives ice bear the chips* here you go

Police: We've heard your conversation.

Police: VOCALOIDS ARE AWESOOOME

Police: The bear thing and the smol chicken can go

Chica: dude I can go in splash mountain I'm tall enough!!

Bonnie: In our country you are but in others, you gotta be taller.

Bonnie: Can I bail myself out now

Foxy: *opens a portal to the nether using obsidian*

Foxy: *goes in and destroys the portal from the nether* SO LONG SUCKAS

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