Goldie: when I was 3, or something, my aunt gave me a syrup
*flashback oppurtunity that chica couldnt miss*
Young Goldie: *randomly drinks whole bottle of syrup while glub glub water dance music plays*
And so Goldie went on his his motorbike and did back flips and front flips
But he had 2 bee carful cuz he did not hab any wepon
The sun was shining and teh birds were flying and the pants were singing
And then he met froody
And froody axed him 4 halp
Young Freddy: HALP HALP HALP HALP THERE R MONSTARZ AND GOASTS AND MEDUSAS LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK
Titan: *picks up Freddy and devours him*
Freddy: AVENGE MEEEEEE
But Goldie doesn't care and moves on while Freddy gets devoured
Then he met fexy
Young foxy: foxy.
Whatever.
Young foxy: hai mom
Goldie geht the nearest syrup bottle and just threw it at him
Young foxy: *falls down*
Foxy was defeated
He then got to bonnieland
And there...
Chica just randomly spawning bonnie in gmod.
Chica stop
Chica
Chica no
Chica how much MLG did you watch
Chica STOP
YOURE HAVING A SEIZURE
CHICA
And so Goldie had to despawn all the Bonnies or else they will eat his pants
Pants.
Goldie: FREE THE KFC IN MAH MOUTH
Goldie said as he spawned syrup everywhere
Marionette: Nah, I'll keep her, she's treating me to Starbucks...
Goldie: MOM I WANT STARBUCKS TOO
Marionette: BUT ITS COFFEE
The puppet and the budder started and argument
And at he heat of the argument, they needed chica to agree with one of them...
So when they both needed her the most...
She...
DISCONNECTED
*present*
Goldie: she's been disconnecting when she's around both of us...
Freddy: did I get devoured?
Bonnie: bonnieland sounds weird.
Chica: *connects* heya guys, I just had to get a pizza then...
Foxy: foxy is near sexy! IM SEXY I TELL YOU IM SEXYYYYYY
Bonnie: foxy that's inappropriate for kids... and chica...
Foxy: *glub glub water dance music plays again*
Chica: o.o*disconnects*
