You: *wakes up* ugh what happened?
Chica: reader... it's finally happened.
* You look around. You see other people.
* Chica lost her eyes and her beak somewhere along in the bitterness.
You: Where are we?
Chica: it's... a long story.
* You get a flashback.
-welp here goes-
* Chica wraps her blue jacket around you.
"hey, reader. I'm goin to buy sum frozen yogurt. wont be gone long so brb, friend."
"okay." You reply.
* You remember now. Mike took you guys outside the timeline to go to the omega timeline to do some shenanigans friends do. Bonnie was with Freddy at a Starbucks waiting for us, Foxy was left with you, and playing his 3DS.
* millions of other dorks from other fandoms are here.
"hOnK"
* You hear a honk.
"hOnK"
* You decide to ignore it.
"honhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk"
* nevermind, you look up.
* A garbage truck smashes into the timeline. You look at the driver's window.
* You are shook with disbelief.
IT'S HITLER!!
DUDUDUUUUUUUN
* BUT!! From the dark corners of the omega timeline,
Somehow...
* THE MEMELORDS EMERGE!
* WITH THE COMBINED POWER OF THE PRINCE OF RANDOMNESS AND THE MAGE OF CHAOS,
* they've found each other.
*THEY ARE ONE!
* EVEN IN THE ABSCENCE OF THE ANARCHY ELEMENT, THEY WILL RELEASE THE MEMES
...
Her friend has the lead.
Chica follows him.
step by step...
They look at each other, and smile.
FUSION.
They charge at Hitler with great speed!
...
His truck transforms! The weapon is a chainsaw!
Damage is done to the truck.
Hitler is injured.
THE FUSION HAVE THE UPPER HAND!
BUT THATS WHAT YOU THINK! SECRETLY, HITLER HAS BEEN ABSORBING SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO FAILED TO EVACUATE.
HITLER STOLE 413 SOULS.
HE SLICES THE TWO IN HALF.
they unfuse
hitler proceeds to take everyone and enslave them in his garbage truck.
-sigh.-
You: Damnit hitler
Chica: damn he even stole flowey's soul.
just kidding that flowery shat got no soul so he might be the...
Soul survivor!
Mike: *fish slaps Chica*
You hear the Steven universe fandom.
...
Everyone: FORM!
YOU SHOUT WITH THEM!!
EVERYONE FUSES.
The garbage truck explodes.
