Mike: CHICA!!!!
Chica: yES
Mike: YOU MUST EXPLAIN THIS!!! *holds up a blue jacket with white fur on the hoodie*
Chica: oh. I got that from an anime c--
Mike: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Mike: THE LEFTOVER PIZZA IN YOUR ROOM
Chica: so... um... you know the truth--
Mike: THE PIGSTY YOU CALL "ROOM"
Chica: mike...
Mike: YOUR POWER TO MANIPULATE OUR UNIVERSE!!!!
Mike: IT MAKES SENSE NOW!!
Chica: mike... shut up I'm trying to--
Mike: NOT TO MENTION HOW MANY TIMES YOU REFERENCED MEMES!!
Mike: AND THAT CRAP YOU DREW IN THE RECEIPTS
Mike: AND DONT EVEN FORGET WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEK AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE!!!
----last week----
Mom: Honey do you want some ketchup with those fries?
Chica: sure mom
Mom: Okay sweetie tell me when to stop *pours ketchup on plate*
Chica: ...
Mom: Um...? Tell me when to stop?? *pours more ketchup on the plate*
Chica: ...
Mom: *the plate is overflowing with ketchup*
Chica: ...
Mom: *the table looks like a murder scene*
Chica: ...
Mom: HONEY??? *the table is overflowing with ketchup*
Chica: ...
Mom: SWEETIE??? TELL ME WHEN TO STOP *the house is flooded with ketchup*
Chica: just keep going, you're getting there
Chica: no wait
Chica: mooom that was too much
Chica: um but its ok
Chica: thanks mom I love you *kisses mom*
----present----
Mike: I WASNT EVEN THERE
Chica: that's exaggerated, Mike. I told her to stop when my plate was overflowing, not her whole house!
Mike: BUT STILL!! YOU HAD POWERS THAT NO ONE KNEW YOU HAD IN THE FIRST PLACE
NOT EVEN BONNIE
Bonnie: Mike just leave her alone... you're acting like... a dingle!
Chica: *gasp*
Mike: BUT OH HO BONNIE YOU DON'T KNOW HER TRUE NATURE!! SHE'S---
Chica: MIKE!!!
Mike: what?
Chica: ...
Chica: I'm just some crappy undertale fan.
Mike: oh.
