Freddy: UWAAAAAH I'm late!!! *runs around on the sidewalk wearing a school uniform with cinnamontoastken in his mouth
Freddy: My name is Fureddi Fazburru
I am XXXX years old! And today Is my first day at Fureddi Fazburru's Pisa!Freddy: And today I also met some of my childhud friends!!! yuy!!
Boni the buni,
Bonnie: *spawns a lot of cars to drive on all of them at once* We're malachite now
Foxi the pirritu fox
Foxy: I-its not that I like you or a-anything!! Quit staring at me like that!
B-BAKA!!!Chika the chikkingu
Chica: ssssup. *goes back to intent staring at foxy* you're a frickin tsundere, bro
Foxy: B-BAKA!!
Chica: don't baka me if you don't want a cold knife in your neck.
Foxy: BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA-
Vincent: *stabs* stab.
And Goldi Fureddburru
Goldie: *lays on the floor covered in syrup* CHICAAAAAAA. PASS ME THE REGRETTI SPAGHETTI.
...
I'M HUNGRY.
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*cuts to a random school*
Freddy: THIS IS OUR SCHOOL
*the school catches on fire and burns down*
Foxy: IT'S NOT LIKE I BURNED DOWN THE SCHOOL WITH MY TSUNDERE POWERS OR ANYTHING
Bonnie: *fuses with the cars and turns into malachite*
Bonnie: WE'RE MALACHITE NAO *shoots regretti spaghetti at everyone*
Chica: *runs around with a circular saw with "her ketchup" on it, starts levitating, and demon hands from the ground surround her, anyone who comes near her gets shredded*
Goldie: *on the ground covered in syrup, eating regretti spaghetti*
Freddy: IT USED TO BE OUR SCHOOL WELL, NOW WERE GOING HOME BECAUSE WE WREAKED CHAOS, DERANGEMENT, AND RANDOMNESS INTO IT
SAYONARA!!!
Foxy: Ugh, BYE.
Bonnie: Farewell. *destroys nearby buildings*
Chica: see ya *accidentally shreds a teacher* oh mY gOD TEACHER
I AM SO SORRY
Goldie: ...
*reversed Goldie jumpscare scream*