And now... A guide to avoiding getting kidnapped by Barney
So... If Barney's a pedosaur, then you may want to read this....
Imagine that you're walking to the pizzeria to buy pizza... Or to say hello.
But then, someone grabs you from behind
Well, assume that it's Barney.
Yell "FREE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!" to draw people's attention to you..... Or the ice cream
Honk Barney's nose, that's his weak spot.
Or if you can't move, then .....
JOHN CENA THAT PURPLE THING
after that, he'll get staggered and you can run
But if you're in the vehicle, then' you're screwed.
He's gonna take you to the world of barneyness.
What you have to do is...
Cut some trees, replant them, make wooden planks, then make a crafting table, then make sticks, then enchant it with sharpness, fire aspect, knockback, Syrup, and etc. Then, poke Barney. This will take you to the end dimension where the enderdragon is replaced with a flying Buffalo Barney. Take your syrup stick and nuke everything in there. The enderbarney will hover in the air and will explode, giving you some exp. Then, jump into the bedrock portal and there will be that one poem notch made. But the poem will be replaced by a giant koala man, then you will go back to your world. Then, you will find the other poor, helpless captives in your spawn, free them, and exit Minecraft. Then, you put the pickle in the blender you put the table in the microwave, the cow in the freezer, the agar.io circle in the furnace, and the Barney spawn egg in the incinerator, and then you break the windows and scream for help. I will come and save you, give you some pizza, nuke Barney's place and then I'll just sleep in a briefcase.
Okay.
Be safe out there.
Be safe around trains.
Yeah
It happened to one of my friends.
Someone farted on the briefcase.
And also....
THANK YOU PPL FOR THE 3K FOLLOWS!!!
SENPAI
SEMPAI
SENPOI
mag ingat... Nanonood si Barney......
-Chicathechick~♪
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