Shadow chica: I AM ONE OF THE MANY MISTAKES MADE IN THIS TIMELINE!! ERASED FROM EXISTENCE, I WAS THE WRITER, THE CREATOR, THE TRUE INHERITOR OF THIS POWER!! THAT PHONEHEAD NEVER MADE A SHADOW CHICA, BUT HE DID. HE JUST CONSIDERED ME AS A MISTAKE AND GAVE HER WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!! BUT NOW THAT I AM A FRAGMENT OF SHATTERED REALITY, I CAN COME AND DESTROY EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF THIS TIMELINE UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE TO THIS BOOK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Chica: whoops.
Chica: *erases the evil anomaly from this timeline*
Shadow chica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Chica: uh oh
Chica: *takes shadow's abilities*
Shadow chica: STOP THAT
Chica: my hand keeps slipping I'm so sorry
Chica: oh no *turns her into a character*
Shadow chica: What.
Chica: oh no I'm out of controooool *teleports her to Starbucks with free coffee*
Shadow chica: Okay then... forget about destroying the world, I got starbucks.
Chica: ...
Chica: in this world,
Chica: it's
starbucks
or
be
starbucks-ed
