you: Where did that weird yandere girl that was stalking me the past few weeks go??
Chica: r i g h t b y y o u r s i d e .
Bonnie: CHICA
Chica: eyyy
Freddy: WHERE YOU BEEN
Chica: tiME AND SPAAAACE
Foxy: o
Goldie: what did you do there my friend
Chica: I studied timelines and alternate universes.
Goldie: WHAT DID YA LEARN
Chica: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING....
until this monstrosity came and took everyone studying time and space and took us for ransom for 9999999999999999 souls of the slaughtered
Chica: and here's a picture of the eldritch monstrosity *shows picture*
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Chica: ...yup.
You: Are you ok??
Chica: don't worry, I escaped it eventually.
Freddy: by eventually you mean two or three weeks
Chica: yup
Bonnie: DAYUM
Freddy: Who payed the ransom
Inspector gadget: I DID.
Goldie: ...
Goldie: ...How does Chica know you? She wasn't even born during the time your show was aired!
Inspector Gadget: I KNOW RIGHT!? *super jumps into space*
Goldie: Okay then...
Freddy: *wears a blond wig and ties it into pigtails, waves at him*
Chica: Who wants starbucks
Bonnie: CHICA OH MY GOD THE FIRST THING YOU DO AFTER YOU GET RELEASED FROM RANSOM IS STARBUCKS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Chica: nothing
Because
Its
Starbucks
Or
Be
Starbucks-ed
*drinks starbucks coffee, all wounds get healed*
Bonnie: Okay then
Chica: *dies and turns into dust*
Bonnie: AAAAAA
Freddy: BONNIE IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE WOULDNT BE DEAD IF YOU DIDNT DELAY HER FROM HEALING WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS
Bonnie: I'M SO SORRY!!
Chica: hi, so sorry. I'm chica.
Foxy: You guys know she could have just respawned, right??
Goldie: FOXY DON'T BE SUCH A SMART-
Goldie: --Wait actually yeah, she can respawn!
1 month later...
Goldie: *drinks syrup and stares into the horizon
Goldie: *sighs*
Goldie: *eats pancakes*
Goldie: *1 hour sigh*
Goldie: ...
Goldie: Actually, I think you may have killed her.
Bonnie: *yells in rage and runs outside to challenge the giant white dog outside in battle*
