I went to an amusement park called "Star city".
Y'know, with everyone.
Here's how it went down
Mike: OKAY EVERYONE WERE HERE
Freddy: Well this looks bright
Bonnie: a scary kid statue is STARING INTO THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL
Mike: THATS WHY I TOLD YOU ALL TO WEAR BRIGHT HUMAN CLOTHES.
Foxy: It matches everyone's clothing! *except chica*
Chica: *black skirt black shorts black hoodie black shoes black socks*
Mangle: is there ANYTHING that isn't black?
Chica: *unzips hoodie to show a blood red shirt*
Mangle: close.
Chica: i am the trail of death
Mangle: Chica you are not a crow
Mike: LOOK GIRLS I DONT CARE IF CHICA ENDED UP COSTPLAYING AS THE GODDESS OF DEATH
Mike: LETS JUST TAKE THE SMALL GOTH CHICK IN THIS BRIGHT PLACE
Chica: I got a text from dad.
he got his bag full of ₱800+ worth of items such as two watches, a TelPad, his wallet, and etc.
gosh that ain't amusing.
Rest in spaghetti
His bag
-boop-
(Editors note:
welp a kindhearted couple was said to return it... Thank you friendly couple)
Mike: ENJOY RIDES
Freddy and Foxy: *goes to foot massage thing*
Chica, Bonnie and Mangle: *goes on one of the rides that have you ride an airplane, but only to ride it to go in a circle* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Goldie: O LOK ITS PETUR PEEN
*goes in that one peter pan ride and spends hours opening and closing a crocodile's mouth*
-boop-
Mike: BUY STUFF
Freddy: THIS PONY IS OVERPRICED
Bonnie: THIS DRINK IS OVERPRICED
Foxy: LOLLIPOPS ARE ₱15 AND A NORMAL ONE IS ONLY ₱1.
Chica: MY DETERMINATION IS OVERPRICED
Goldie: PIZZA BREAK
*everyone sits at a table eating non-freddy-fazbear pizza*
Goldie: WAIT A MINUTE
Goldie: THIS PIZZA IS OVERPRICED
Yet I just bought like 5 of them
-boop-
Mike: TRY THE GAMES WITH HUMONGOUS STUFFED ANIMALS AS THE PRICE
Freddy: *throws ball*
Ball: ohh nooooo I'm gonna be a jerk
Bonnie: *catches duck*
Duck: "You rlly smell like dog buns"
Foxy: *completely misses can and explodes*
Chica: *actually gets the ring around the caterpillar
Mangle: *loud audable gasp*
*the wind blows it off*
Mangle: NOOOOO
...Chica?
Chica: *vibrates intensely*
Here he is
The biggest jerk of the universe
Of all the galaxy
There's no bigger jerk than you
Youve reached the top
The pinnacle of jerkdom
Good going jerk
You made your dreams come true.
-boop-
