How to sass your friends out of depression
Freddy: we need to learn who killed us.
You: FREDDY LETS GO TO STARBUCKS
*Freddy's okay nao*
Freddy: GASPUUUUUUU
Bonnie: we must kill the guard.
You: YOURE NOT YOU WHEN YOURE HUNGRY, BONNIE. GRAB A SNICKERS
Bonnie: *eats le snickers*
Bonnie: Whoa this tastes gud what is th-
*Bonnie's okay nao*
Bonnie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Chica: what's the point in trying to find him anymore, its been so long since those events....
You: *plays aggressively aggressive violins*
*Chica's okay nao*
Chica: WHOA HEY THERE BUD THATS SOME PHAT BEETS YA GOT THERE
You: Where's foxy
Foxy: I'm so lonely in the cove.
You: *punches foxy*
Foxy: ...
Foxy: That didn't hurt at-
Foxy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: DONT BE SO EMO DUDE YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS YOU EMO FOX MAN
*Foxy's okay nao*
Foxy: BUT MY LOVELIFE THOOO
Goldie: my head... it's bleeding....
You: *reaches out to Goldie*
Goldie: ...
You: *reaches out more*
Goldie: ...
You: hnngg... *keeps trying to reach*
Goldie: ...
You: just... a little... more... hnng... *your hand can't reach Goldie*
You keep reaching.
And reaching
And reaching.
An hour of reaching
And more reaching
And
Reaching
And reaching
Reaching is starting to sound like a fake word
And more reaching
...
So you ask for help.
...
And...
Everybody came.
Freddy: DONT WORRY, FRIEND! WERE HERE
Bonnie: YOU CAN DO IT YOU HAVE THE COURAGE
Foxy: WELL BE BY YOUR SIDEYS
Chica: um...
Chica: you know, you can just walk up to Goldie.
Chica: WE'RE ALL CHEERING YOU ALL THE WAY
THEN OH SO SUDDENLY YOU REALIZED
One, your friends care
And Two,
Why didn't you actually try walking up to Goldie
He was
Right
------->
*Eh
Eh*
There.
You: oh.
You: *pours syrup on Goldie*
*Goldie's okay nao*
Goldie: *does a bear stack with Freddy*
You: *achievement unlocked!
Sass people out from depression using your wonderful attractive senpai skills*
You: Who wrote the title for that achievement?
Chica: lol its not me or anything why are you looking at me like that b-baka
*hides behind Bonnie*
Actually it's chica
She's frickin yandere for you.
Deal with it
