Purple guy: Okay stab time come on kids
Young animatronics to be: Awww
*they form a line*
Purple guy: *stabs Freddy*
Freddy: *drops to the floor* ow
Purple guy: *stabs bonnie*
Bonnie: *drops to the floor* ouch
Foxy: *plays 3DS*
Purple guy: WHA- DO YOU MIND?!
Foxy: No
Purple guy: *stabs foxy*
Foxy: OOOOO WATCHA SAAAY *drops to the floor*
Chica: *writes chapter*
Purple guy: hello writer
Chica: hello barney
Purple guy: *does a combo while spamming × and o*
Purple guy: I know that you're not just some 9 year old.
Chica: you're RIGHT.
Goldie: *on the floor, mutilated* GASPU
Bonnie: DU DU DUUUN
Chica: I....
Chica: am.....
Bonnie: John cena?
Foxy: Chica?
Freddy: SPARTA
Goldie: BONNIE YOU TOOK MY FRIKIN OPTION YOU BUNNY BOI GET OVER HERE IM GONNA FRIKIN STRANGLE YOU
Purple guy: *ambience*
Chica: 4.
Purple guy: u wot
Chica: I am four years old.
Purple guy: ... Oh look what's that on your shirt there, friend?
Chica: wut
Purple guy: stab.
Purple guy: Okay robots get your souls here
Animatronics: *absorbs human souls*
Purple guy: OKAY NOW ITS TIME TO CONFUSE THE FANS
Phone guy: LETSA START BY GIVING ONLY SUBTLE CLUES AND NOT VERY OBVIOUS ONES
*the fan goats are coming to run the place like milkshakes like the boys in the yard
