Normal FNAF shipper fan expectations:
Foxy: *becomes mangle's bf and randomly kisses her in front of her*
Mangle: *spOTS CHICKENA CHICA* yOU
Chica: ...me?
Mangle: yOURE HIS EX
Chica: mangle we've been through this I don't care anymore I'm a bird and I'm walking away
Mangle: NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DONT
*EPIC BATTLE START*
Mangle: *uses endo part to grab the bird walkin' away*
Chica: *uses randomness fanon powers*
But in reality...
Bonnie: OH MY TAPDANCING PASTA
Freddy: whAT
Bonnie: Look at their signs.
Foxy - Pisces ♓
Mangle - Gemini ♊
Chica - Aquarius ♒
* chica's fandom bangs on the door that is currently nailed shut.
Mike: oh god there they are now
Foxy: *kiss-es mangl-e in front of c)(ica*
Mangle: *2POT2 CHIICKENA CHIICA* yOU
Chica: sup
Mangle: yOURE HIIS EX
Chica: mangle goodness gog shut up I havve had enough wwith this shippin fight also I can't understand you wwith that lisp wwhere did you get that from
Mangle: LET2 DUEL
Chica: uh..........
Mangle: *uses random magic*
Chica: ok that ain't friendly nope *uses science*
Mangle: *science overpowers her and she's knocked into a wall*
Foxy: *charges at chica with random trident*
Chica: oh wwhoops *sips some mocha*
Foxy: *charges at her*
Chica: *plays some OSU*
Foxy: *is still charging at her*
Chica: *sneezes and uses science on foxy*
Foxy: *dead*.
Freddy: *stares at slaughter and charges at chica with a chainsaw*
Chica: *sneezes again*
Freddy: *dead*
Cupcake: *dead*
Hope: *dead*
Dreams: *dead*
Squidward's hopes and dreams: *DEAAAAD*
