Karkat: *calls the pizzeria's number*
Chica: *picks up* hello?
Karkat: HI IT'S ME, KARKAT VANTAS FROM ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO AND I WANNA SAY SORRY FOR SCREAMING AND THAT I WANT PIZZA.
Chica: (goldie no stop wasting the syrup like that it might distrust you) ...
Karakat: YOU SEE, ALL MY LETTERS ARE CAPITALIZED, SO... I CAN'T... NOT SCREAM. SO I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR EARS AND STUFF
Bonnie: UGH. STOP SCREAMING!!!
Karkat: LOOK, JOHN TOLD ME TO ORDER A PIZZA FROM THERE BECAUSE IT'S GOOD THERE, I JUST NEED THE PEPPERONI PIZZA DELIVERED AT THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM.
Chica: ow... uh... bonnie, your ears are... I think we have to hang up... please stand by.... bluh......
Karkat: NO WAIT I DID IT AGAIN?! OMFG IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T-
*they hang up*
Karkat: NUUUUUUUUUU
Karkat: I HURT THE BIRD/BUNNY
Karkat: BLUUUUUUUUUH
Terezi: ..........
Karkat: I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY OF MY LIFE
Karkat: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Karkat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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