The noodles are cooking.
...
Four minutes until the noodles are done
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Three minutes until the noodles are done
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Two minutes until the noodles are done
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Bonnie: *swats the boiling pot of noodles away from stove*
Bonnie: CREEPYPASTA. IS. BETTER.
Bonnie: *screeches like an eagle*
*plates of creepypasta fall from the sky*
Meanwhile, In a place...
Some tall skeleton speaking in papyrus font is rejoicing and praising the lord as the creepypasta showers upon the whole earth.
(↑ I didn't say a name. But I did say his name.
If that made sense.....)