Aries:Your mom's chest hair!
Taurus:That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Gemini:If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Cancer:Boo, you whore!
Leo:That is so fetch!
Virgo:Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Libra:Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Scorpio:That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Sagittarius:I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!
Capricorn:On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Aquarius:I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
Pisces:I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
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YOUR ZODIAC SIGN
RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites
