Aries- yO FUCK THIS SHIT!! IM HARDCORE AS FUCK AND DONT NEED NO FUCKIN FAKE ASS SHi- no wait don't tell mom I said that. I didn't mean iiiitttt!! pleaaaaaeSe
Taurus- *in their head* bitch no, don't be a rude ass lil punk k? Put the thing back where you found it *doesn't say anything out loud*
Gemini- bitch is the only word in their dictionary
Cancer- *whispers* shit OH YES THAT WAS SO PLEASANT TO SAY!1!$1! diD YOU HEAR THAT?? HAHAHAHAHA
Leo- Only cuss to add volume to their words
"Big ass house" "shitty ass car" "a shit ton of mashed potatoes"
Virgo- sON OF THE GUN *shakes fist in the air*
Libra- they don't cuss often but when they're about to drag a bitch, there is no mercy
Scorpio- 'fuck' and 'fucking' are added to every sentence. every fucking sentence
Sagittarius- cuss in front of their friends to seem cool, but at home they won't even say "shut up"
Capricorn- they don't seem like the type to cuss, but watch when they get frustrated or angry.
Aquarius- puts random words together with random objects and uses them as insults
"Cheesefuck" "lampshit" or even "bitch ass sausage"
Pisces- whERE IS THE GODDAMN FUCKING CHARGER YOU KNOW I PAID 25 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT EXTENDED SHIT I WILL CUT A BI- oh here it is *goes back to being cute and innocent
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YOUR ZODIAC SIGN
RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites