Stuck in Traffic

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Aries:honking the horn and swearing at everyone


Taurus:calling the chinese place down the street for a takeout order to their house in advance so they don't have to wait when they get home


Gemini:yelling at all of the other drivers telling them what they're doing wrong


Cancer:sobbing and clutching the wheel dramatically


Leo:is causing the traffic jam 


Virgo:in denial


Libra:yelling at everyone to stop holding up because they've got a hair appointment


Scorpio:trying to swerve around all the traffic and causing a huge accident 


Sagittarius:gets out of the car to investigate the cause of the traffic jam


Capricorn:tearing their hair out because they are never late


Aquarius:has a siren app on their phone. plugs in bluetooth and plays the siren sound to get through the traffic 


Pisces:taking selfies and texting friends about how annoying this is

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