Aries:honking the horn and swearing at everyone
Taurus:calling the chinese place down the street for a takeout order to their house in advance so they don't have to wait when they get home
Gemini:yelling at all of the other drivers telling them what they're doing wrong
Cancer:sobbing and clutching the wheel dramatically
Leo:is causing the traffic jam
Virgo:in denial
Libra:yelling at everyone to stop holding up because they've got a hair appointment
Scorpio:trying to swerve around all the traffic and causing a huge accident
Sagittarius:gets out of the car to investigate the cause of the traffic jam
Capricorn:tearing their hair out because they are never late
Aquarius:has a siren app on their phone. plugs in bluetooth and plays the siren sound to get through the traffic
Pisces:taking selfies and texting friends about how annoying this is
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RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites