YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Signs When They're Sick

Aries:Doesn't get sick; every time they get symptoms they tell their body not to get sick, so their body listens to them and they don't get sick

Taurus:Eats chicken noodle soup, drinks orange juice, and takes a nap

Gemini:Goes between being bitchy and trying to be optimistic

Cancer:Refuses to give in and take medicine; puts a nasal strip on their nose to help them breathe and spends the day on the couch watching TV, snapping on anyone and everyone who bothers them

Leo:Lying in bed and overplaying their sickness so people will cater to them all day; hey, might as well be pampered while you can, right?

Virgo:Literally can't function; tries to be productive from bed; ends up cleaning their room five times

Libra:Posting status updates all day and sick pics

Scorpio:Threatening to murder anyone who looks at them the wrong way

Sagittarius:Relaxing and watching cartoons; doesn't let it get them down

Capricorn:Stays in their room the whole time; spends whole day sleeping, drinking tea, adding to an overflowing bag of used tissues, and mulling over all the times they could breathe clearly and didn't appreciate it

Aquarius:Tries some weird herbal remedies

Pisces:Crying, making their nose even runnier and their eyes even puffier, and dreaming about their non sick days; basically sleeps all day