Obscure and Possibly Undesireable Career Paths for the Signs

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Aries:Bodyguard


Taurus:Bowling ball finger-hole-driller


Gemini:Walmart Cashier


Cancer:Onion Peeler for Nathan's Famous


Leo:Communist Leader


Virgo:Interpreter for the Deaf (an extremely animated peppy one)


Libra:Foreign Policy Negotiator


Scorpio:Spy (but a double agent to make it more mysterious)


Sagittarius:Mattress Salesperson


Capricorn:Siri Programmer


Aquarius:Depressed Modern Artist


Pisces:Duck-plucker for feather pillows

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