Aries:*steer clear. they might "accidentally" murder you*
Taurus:ONE more king size kit-kat won't hurt me...
Gemini:*makes it as obvious as possible so everyone knows to leave them alone*
Cancer:WHY DO THIS TO ME UTERUS???? WHY??????!!
Leo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
Virgo:*tries and fails to do the tampon-sleeve thing*
Libra:Nooo, everything's fine!!
Scorpio:Thank you world I'm not pregnant!!
Sagittarius:*takes like 4 Advils and refuses to leave the house*
Capricorn:This morning, I woke up in a pool of my own blood. Would you like to end your day in one??
Aquarius:Whaat??? NOOOOOOOOO I'm not on my period!!! (awkward laugh)
Pisces:*sobbing*
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YOUR ZODIAC SIGN
RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites
