Aries:behind the couch, eating some of the shit that has been dropped back there
Taurus:in the dryer playing with old socks
Gemini:a closet. they can blend in with all the weird stuff
Cancer:in a pile of sweaters. it's their natural habitat
Leo:just stands in front of a painting. it doesn't work as well as they hope
Virgo:the sink. they do the dishes while you look for them
Libra:they hide in a clothes hamper and scoff at all the ugly clothes
Scorpio:honestly, where the fuck are they? scorpios are the reason we have to call the police and report a missing person
Sagittarius:ran away. they're hiding in another country
Capricorn:hides under the piles of stuff you have yet to do
Aquarius:in the bin
Pisces:a bush. like a really big bush
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YOUR ZODIAC SIGN
RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites