YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Where the Signs are Hiding During Hide and Seek

Aries:behind the couch, eating some of the shit that has been dropped back there

Taurus:in the dryer playing with old socks

Gemini:a closet. they can blend in with all the weird stuff

Cancer:in a pile of sweaters. it's their natural habitat

Leo:just stands in front of a painting. it doesn't work as well as they hope

Virgo:the sink. they do the dishes while you look for them

Libra:they hide in a clothes hamper and scoff at all the ugly clothes

Scorpio:honestly, where the fuck are they? scorpios are the reason we have to call the police and report a missing person

Sagittarius:ran away. they're hiding in another country

Capricorn:hides under the piles of stuff you have yet to do

Aquarius:in the bin 

Pisces:a bush. like a really big bush