YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

How the signs say "i hate you".

Aries:I hate you so much, that if you were a floater in the toilet and you were begging to be flushed ...... I WOULDN'T FLUSH YOU!!!!! ...... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Taurus:I hate you like fat kids hate celery.

Gemini:Can we pretend we have amnesia and don't know each other?

Cancer:You would scare a bar of soap away.

Leo:I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Virgo:*writes a letter* Dear Ally. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes. Love, Virgo.

Libra:You're like ice cream .. with onions mixed in .. no one wants to buy you.

Scorpio:May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Sagittarius:If everyone on earth got killed and it was only the two of us left ... I would kill you too.

Capricorn:I wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole, though, if I had to, I'd probably use that pole.

Aquarius:If I had to choose between spending a day with you, or 50 years on top of mount Everest fighting off Fidel Castro, as my only company, with a rusty poker from getting to close to my beef jerky rations, I'd choose the latter. Why? Because I hate you.

Pisces:Why ... you utterly despicable heap of overgrown and over fermented aromatic fossilised hadrosaurus meadow muffin. I despise your numbles to the nuclei and hope you meet your ends in an ostentatious pack of tumultuous and baleful rabbid honey badgers.