YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

The Signs Being Spied On

Aries: takes them a while to notice the spy, but when they do, they go BAM. 

Taurus: doesn't notice, doesn't care. 

Gemini: nothing they do makes sense??? Impossible to tell if they are aware of the spy or not. They just do their normal thing. 

Cancer: looks innocent and unaware, but they know when they're being spied upon. Watch out. 

Leo: loves the attention. Of course people would spy on them, they're magnificent. 

Virgo: the spy would get bored waiting for Virgo to do something interesting, and then they blink and Virgo is GONE. 

Libra: the easiest to spy on tbh. But who is trying to get dirt on a Libra? 

Scorpio: impossible to spy on. One second the spy is *spying* and then SURPRISE they're handcuffed to a table in an interrogation room DAMN. (Scorpio is the person Cancer calls to deal with their spy.) 

Sagittarius: does things just to frustrate the spy. Runs through busy public spaces, drives like a maniac, talks in ~code~ etc, even when they're not being spied upon... 

Capricorn: takes them a bit to notice they're being followed, but then every. single. thing. the Capricorn does is a passive-aggressive message to back off or else. 

Aquarius: good luck finding one. 

 Pisces: is spying on everyone.