Types of Carpeting

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Pisces:Plush, just like you.


Aries:Textured. What texture? UP TO YOU.


Taurus:Berber. Cozy and traditional.


Gemini:Saxony carpet! Holy shit


Cancer:Wool.


Leo:Shag. Chill like you.


Virgo:Loop pile! Secretly most carpets but don't tell


Libra:Frieze. 


Scorpio:Holy shit you're just an animal fur rug


Sagittarius:You're just the carpet padding not even carpet


Capricorn:Tweed.


Aquarius:Velvet. You're hella fancy.

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