YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

As Coffee

Aries:Instant, black with lots of sugar and maybe cinnamon

Taurus:Hand-pressed, strong but ideal milk-coffee balance

Gemini:Brewed a while ago, cooling, loads of fancy creamer

Cancer:Brewed, light roast, hazelnut or vanilla cream

Leo:Frappuccino from Starbucks, "What? Coffee's gross!"

Virgo:Brewed, a little milk and a lot of whiskey

Libra:French-pressed light roast, skim milk or fancy cream

Scorpio:Brewed dark-roast, flavorful without adding things

Sagittarius:Instant, enough milk to feed a baby cow

Capricorn:Instant, blacker than black and caffeine rich

Aquarius:Brewed but bitter, cream to make it palatable

Pisces:Hand-pressed, some sugar and maybe vodka to taste