why you got murdered by the signs

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aries: you were walking in front of them too slowly 


taurus: you ate their last fry 

gemini: you interrupted them while they were telling a story 

cancer: you made fun of them for crying at a sad movie

leo: you posted a really bad picture of them to snapchat 

 virgo: you spilled grape soda all over their white carpet 

 libra: you flirted with their crush 

 scorpio: why not? 

 sagittarius: you cracked their phone 

 capricorn: you were breathing really heavily and it was getting annoying 

 aquarius: you said their favourite band was trash 

 pisces: you called them a fish

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