As spies

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aries: the totally dedicated spy that will crawl through air vents to break into places and snapchat their friends at the same time

taurus: the dependable spy that shows up last minute to help finish a fight and also their fake accents are on point

gemini: the inconspicuous spy that tries to listen in on a secret discussion but their phones goes off and their ringtone is like a hannah montana song and it blows their cover

cancer: the clumsy spy that doesn't see the red laser censors and just walks through them and gets caught but somehow escapes lol

leo: the badass spy that knows all these ninja moves but when it comes to actually fighting they resort to pulling their enemy's hair but if the enemy touches their hair they're dead

virgo: the analytical spy that spots details and clues that no one else notices and ends up saving the day almost every time

libra: the chill spy that flies their helicopter to starbucks before starting their secret mission bc priorities

scorpio: the seductive spy that stealthily collects the enemy's secrets

sagittarius: the irresponsible spy that somehow ends up with the task of saving the entire world even though they're the type of person that would push a red button that says "do not push"

capricorn: the classy spy that wears sunglasses with a formal outfit and looks so professional that even james bond is lowkey jealous

aquarius: the spy that thinks they're kim possible and says "what's the sitch" too much

pisces: the weird spy that tells everyone to call them some wacky code name and accidentally gives out classified information

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