YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Why the signs are late

Aries:went to the wrong place

Taurus:didn't want to go, never actually shows up

Gemini:got lost driving there

Cancer:lost track of time watching Netflix

Leo:was asleep

Virgo:isn't late, like ever.

Libra:some weird incident of misfortune or inconvenience befalls them, like having to jump their own/someone else's car

Scorpio:always arrives in the knick of time completely by accident and luck

Sagittarius:just shows up an hour late with no explanation

Capricorn:lost track of time getting high, playing video games, or both

Aquarius:wanted to cancel but felt too guilty so ended up showing up at the last minute

Pisces:perfecting outfit and makeup