Aries:Those really loud, snappy farts
Taurus:Those quiet non-smelly farts
Gemini:Those farts that start off really quiet but squeak loudly at the end
Cancer:Those farts that make you think you shat yourself, very mushy sounding
Leo:Those farts that leave you feeling warm in your underwear
Virgo:Those farts that sound unreal, very standard fart noise
Libra:WHAT THE FUCK JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR ASS
Scorpio:Those rumblingly low farts, that just stink up to high heaven.
Sagittarius:The classic silent but deadly, the fuck is wrong with you
Capricorn:Those short staccato-ed farts that come one after another for like 5 minutes straight
Aquarius:Those farts that sneak up on you and embarrass you in class, yikes...
Pisces:THEY COULD USE YOUR GAS FOR CHEMICAL WARFARE.
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RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites
