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As Restaurants

Aries:The bold second restaurant opened by a 3 Michelin Star chef after their first resounding success. They serve an eclectic combination of technique-based dishes: gelatins and atomized sauces that diners can barely recognize for their ingredients. The dinner rush is beyond intense.

Taurus:The dim sum restaurant opened by recent immigrants in a conservative community. Their refusal to compromise their cultural identity in their menu make them divisive in the community, but their xiao long bao is unparalleled. Their dedicated customers find a real family connection.

Gemini:The sandwich shop that keeps changing ownership. They must not be in an ideal location, because every few months, it goes out of business, only to immediately be scooped up by another enterprising restauranteur. The lunch crowd ebbs, but the management is always enthusiastic.

Cancer:The local diner on the fringe of a mid-sized city, though it caters to a more rural clientele. The waitstaff is remarkably polite and immediately familiar, welcoming to familiar guests and new visitors alike. Their pecan pie is famous, and they're well-known for generous portion size.

Leo:The flashy theme restaurant in the city that's almost too popular to really enjoy. The food is spectacular, and just dining there is an experience that you won't easily forget. The waitstaff are friendly but harried, and the crush of other diners doesn't let up until closing.

Virgo:The efficient deli that everyone loves for lunch - even when they have a line snaking out the door, you'll never be waiting more then 10 minutes for food. The staff are friendly but brisk - they have work to do, and chit-chat doesn't get their famous pastrami sandwiches made.

Libra:The beachside french restaurant where the nouveau-riche take their significant others to propose. The wine list stretches into the triple-digit price range and reservations take weeks, if not months. The waitstaff are impeccably polite, and the menu is classic, if not daring.

Scorpio:The sushi bar that opens after 9 pm and has barely any table space, but manages to turn a profit. Their fan base is extremely loyal, and the staff is on first-name basis with regulars. The menu depends on the day - but the night life keeps streaming in no matter what they serve.

Sagittarius:The all-natural eatery with a conscience that serves the freshest, highest-quality produce and meat in the county. The waitstaff could probably tell you the name of the cow you're eating. The owner is constantly on the road tracking down fresh ingredients and new recipes.

Capricorn:The bar in a busy, high-class hotel. Despite the steady stream of stressed businesspeople in suits, the hosts and waitstaff are polite and generous, willing to extend any professional courtesy. Soft jazz plays in the background, barely audible over muted conversation.

Aquarius:The student-run coffee shop on a liberal arts college campus. The walls are decorated with radical leftist propaganda and more recent posters advertising student activist meetings and causes. The barista is constantly reading a brand-new copy of 'Das Kapital'.

Pisces:The friendly local pizza shop. You're guaranteed to meet the manager, as they're constantly out in the seating area, getting to know you and make sure your meal was to your liking. It's the perfect place to take a family or a casual date - just the right atmosphere for conversation.