aries: gets drunk off champagne before the appetizer even comes out, probably stands on the table to make a toast
taurus: asks to personally meet the chef and then they fall in love and get married and have three kids
gemini: joins in other tables conversations uninvited
cancer: spills their water and does the cup song with the empty glass
leo: orders the most expensive thing on the menu and only takes like one bite
virgo: asks for the dish that the people at the table next to them are eating but ends up hating it
libra: takes a million pictures of their dish and then asks the waiter to get a shot of them with their food
scorpio: orders something they've never tried before and threatens the waiter that it better be good
sagittarius: demands a kids menu and crayons
capricorn: gives off an intimidating restaurant critic vibe and makes the waiter nervous
aquarius: pulls out a flashlight because the dim lighting is too dark
pisces: orders dessert first because that's the only thing that's relevant
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RandomJust a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites
