Tamara Is The Biggest C*ck Block

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A/N I thought this would be a funny idea so this is two times Tamara has Cock Blocked bcs Tamara is clearly bad at timing when she gets home..

1.
Tamara's POV
I'm laying in my bed trying to drift off to sleep when suddenly I hear a door slam. I leap out of bed on edge, I grab my phone and go into the lounge room. Then I hear a thump on Lucy's door. I walk over to her door and knock.

Lucy's POV
Tim's pinning me against the door as we make out and then we hear a sudden knock.
"Guys are you ok?" Tamara asks.
"Shit. Uhm yeah!" I say.
"Are you sure? I heard some thumping around.. OH. FUCK." Tamara finally realises.
"Uh." Tim says his cheeks pink with embarrassment.
"So, uhm. I'm going to go back to my room and just sleep with my airpods in.." Tamara tells us through the door.
"Uh. Ok." I say awkwardly.
"Oh and Timothy?" Tamara asks.
"Yes?" Tim asks just as confused as I am.
"Use protection, I don't want Luce getting knocked up." Tamara says, we can practically hear the smirk on her face as her footsteps depart.
"Welp, that ruined the mood." Tim states chuckling awkwardly.

2.
A/N This part is on texts in a group chat bare with me I think it will be funny.

Angela- Anyone heard from Chenford?
Nyla- Nope.
Tamara- I've heard them LOUD and CLEAR for the past HOUR.
Celina- BAHAHAA
John- Poor child.
Tamara- Please tell me how long it's going be like this because I don't think I have it in me to hear this much more.
Grey- If you need to come stay in Dominique's old room Luna would be happy to have some company.
Lucy- Stop spamming my phone.
Jackson- Why?
Lucy- Uhm. Because it's annoying.
Tamara- Let's be real Luce, because you and your boyfriend are trying to screw each other AGAIN. 
Lucy- Are you home..?
Tamara- Yes.
Aaron- DRAMAA
Tamara- At least they have stopped, I think they are fighting.
Angela- BAHA
Tamara- Tim has to sleep on the couch.
Tim- Tamara, I swear to god your the biggest Cock Block. It was a nice evening and now I have to sleep on the couch.
Lucy- Stfu Tim.
Nyla- Tell him!
Tim- I'm sorry Lulu.
Tamara- Who wants to know what's happening now
Angela- ME.
John- Bailey and I!
Celina- INVESTED AF
Tamara- I think they are hugging because Lucy's crying, Tim's apologising like crazy.
Grey- Of course  he is.
Tamara- Grey is it too late to come over? They need some time I think..
Angela- ALREADY?
Tamara- Yes. I need to pack a bag, whose bloody house can I stay at before I'm on the streets tonight.
Grey- Luna's making the bed kiddo. It's not safe on the streets.
Tamara- IOU.

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